Pilot Script Packed with Holo-Jackoff Jokes. By Meredith Woerner , 10:44 AM on Mon Jan 5 2009, 1591 views. We got to know Charlie Day's crew of holo-deck abusing, baby dick robots, via a leaked Boldly Going Nowhere script. ...

Pilot Script Packed with Holo-Jackoff Jokes [Boldly Going Nowhere] - We got to know Charlie Day's crew of holo-deck abusing, baby dick robots, via a leaked Boldly Going Nowhere script. It's spot-on manic humor set in space, ...

Wild Card weekend shot its wad on Saturday, leaving us a pair of miserable Sunday games. Quick caps: Cardinals 30, Falcons 24: Caw, caw! Skreeeee!

My tire was flat in my driveway so my brother in law and I were going to jack up my Maxima, take my old tire off (Had to return the tire to Costco.

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Hey Berman -- why didn't you title this blog entry "Jack Off" like you so obviously wanted to? It would at least have been an accurate description of your Marbury worshiping style. Posted by: Joe Schmoe on January 3, 2009 7:17 PM ...

I suppose ways to not jack off would be... thinking of things that turn you off. Scorpions. Teletubbies. Your Great Aunt Ruby's naked butt. Get your mind off of things, take a cold shower. Distract yourself. ...

Jack Frost Biting Off My Nose. It's a brand new year, filled with wondrous possibilities, lofty goals, and really cold wind. Thanks to me wifey, all parts of my body (except my nose) are protected against the elements while riding my ...

Jack Off. Monday December 29th 2008, 9:00 pm | Edit this. Filed under: Uncategorized. But soon, Jack on. Jack Bauer, that is. On TV, that is. What the hell were you thinking? Season seven of 24 starts in a mere thirteen days, ...

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